Kevin was sailing down a winding mountain road when a car swerved around a curve he was approaching. Its driver, a woman, rolled down her window, stuck her head out, and yelled "Pig!" at him. Thinking fast, Kevin put his head out and yelled after her "Bitch!" Complimenting himself on thinking fast for once, he tooled around the curve and into a large hog standing in the middle of the road. [From a newspaper account of a search for classic jokes.]
Composed by J. B. Calvert.
Last revised 18 June 1999.